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Date: 20th June 2026 Start: Mount Barney Trailhead End: Uh… Mount Barney Trailhead Distance Travelled: 15.2km Song Currently Stuck in Head: the Hamilton soundtrack Number of Other People’s Feet I Used as a Handhold: one (I’ll explain later) Here’s the thing about being a hiker who lives in Queensland– well, one of the things: we…
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Date: 4th January 2026 Start: Narcissus Hut (km 60.2) End: Narcissus Jetty Distance Travelled: 0.3 km Total Distance Completed: 96.58 km Song Currently Stuck in Head: Do I Wanna Know by Arctic Monkeys Scent Coming Off Our Clothes: Dan and Hammy are currently recoiling in disgust, hope that’s enough info Gah, just short of 100…
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Date: 3rd January 2026 Start: Kia Ora Hut (km 41) End: Narcissus Hut (km 60.2) Distance Travelled: 21.08 km Total Distance Completed: 96.28 km Song Currently Stuck in Head: various tracks from Hamilton (thanks to Hamilton) Rounds of 500 That I Actually Played Well In: surprisingly, a good handful Another day, another discrepancy between how…
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Date: 2nd January 2026 Start: New Pelion Hut (km 32.7) End: Kia Ora Hut (km 41) Distance Travelled: 16.53 km Total Distance Completed: 75.2 km Song Currently Stuck in Head: some Muppets song where Kermit goes, “we’re doing a sequel” Availability of Nostrils: one’s filled with snot, the other’s filled with blood Oh the joys…
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Date: 1st January 2026 Start: Windermere Hut (km 17.8) End: New Pelion Hut (km 32.7) Distance Travelled: 24.71 km Total Distance Completed: 58.67 km Song Currently Stuck in Head: Not Giving In by Rudimental Understanding of How to Play 500: we’re getting there, slowly Someone should’ve warned me that these huts are incredibly well insulated.…
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Date: 31st December 2025 Start: Waterfall Valley Hut (km 10.5) End: Windermere Hut (km 17.8) Distance Travelled: 18.7 km Total Distance Completed: 33.96 km Song Currently Stuck in Head: End Credits by Chase & Status Views from Barn Bluff: endless This marks the third year I’ve finished a calendar on a trail somewhere. First time…
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Date: 30th December 2025 Start: Ronny Creek (km 0) End: Waterfall Valley Hut (km 10.5) Distance Travelled: 15.26 km Total Distance Completed: 15.26 km Song Currently Stuck in Head: Chiquitita by ABBA Cloud Cover on Top of Cradle Mountain: yes We are so back! It felt so good to be back out on the trails…
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Hello! It’s been a minute, I know. Fear not, you haven’t missed much. I haven’t been on any long hikes since I left the Grampians last year. Well, there’s been plenty of day hikes around the place but nothing really to write home about. Truthfully it’s been a pretty quiet year in terms of adventures,…
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I really need to get better at recognising flat ground. Sleeping on a very subtle longitudinal tilt isn’t the most comfortable of sleep positions. Oh well, it was still probably the best sleep I’ve had in this tent so far. A big part of that is probably because we were back to normal spring temperatures…
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Date: 14th October 2024 Start: Djardji-djawara Campsite (km 138.1) End: Dunkeld (km 159.9) Distance Travelled: 21.8 km Total Distance Completed: 159.9 km Song Currently Stuck in Head: My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion View from Mt Abrupt: white Someone showed up at camp this morning. Like, right as I was getting out of…


Wow!, Jono. Nothing like a gentle hike to fill up a Saturday!!! You must have slept well that night (or…